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I epically owned my conservative dad by baking this intricate cake. Maybe he'll think twice now before supporting Drumpf
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this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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How about a philosophical question? What's the most bigoted cake that you would eat? Does the quality of the cake matter? If you had a sheet cake that was frosted white and all it had was the 14 words on it I'd probably pass and worry about how I ended up at the function.
If the cake was tiered like that, home made frosting crafted from real vanilla beans and it was warm and high quality, but it said "build the wall!" on it, are you tasting it? What if a Michelin star chef was being considered for the rank of master chef (or whatever) and then there was a 3cm^2 Tesla logo on the bottom? What's your limit?
There are more socially acceptable opportunities to eat a cake than to destroy a cake. Knock it on the floor and if it's their home, grind the remains into the floor. If you really want eat some of the cake, you can knock down the cake with an open hand, eat that handful and then wipe your hand on their wall, curtains, or face.
But I dunno. If someone these days is making a problematic cake, I don't trust them to cook with safe ingredients or techniques.
Showing up at the function to find a life-sized recreation of George Floyd being murdered, rendered in cake. Everyone says that chocolate Floyd is delicious but the white almond officer cake is somehow both dry and a little undercooked.
Trying to be an ally (nervous): I agree, he's very moist...
Someone suddenly looks thoughtful while they chew, "To be delicious, is to be defiant" they mutter, entranced. Others begin to join in, a chant is growing, "Delicious! Defiant!"
who invited you here? who's party is this? what do they believe?!
if you eat the 14 words then you can stop others seeing it
"I wonder what future they're trying to protect. These are mysterious and cryptic people.
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Stuffing my gob with fascist cake while shaking my head "no" so they know I disagree with them
(mouth full of cake): Nugh u ee? Om ooen prooxus! (No you see? I'm doing praxis!)
This is actually strategic because by eating the fascist cake I am keeping it away from fascists
A guerrilla's primary source of sweets is the enemy
It's reactionary not to eat the cake actually. The faster you eat the cake the faster you erase its message
The unlikely symbiosis of the chud and the leftist who both think they're owning the other one.
Lmao for some reason the image of a sheet cake with the 14 words on it, with like no other context, is killing me.
The more bigoted the more likely i am to eat it tbh, since I'd want to erase it. However if it was kind of bigoted? I'm probably not going to eat it then. So what is the maximum amount of bigotry you can put into a cake before I will want to eat it again?
Getting into an argument with your SO because you don't see the phrase they chose as "bigoted enough to erase with your stomach" vs "why did you try to bake a bigoted cake?"
I defend myself from this like i defend myself from all insidious cake attacks, by asking if it's vegan.
going up to the nazi cake function and asking if there's gluten in the sonnenrad pie
You just reminded me of how last year a university in California had students who held a birthday party for Hitler with a swastika cake.
the only thing funnier than having a prepared defense against insidious cake attacks is someone feeling thwarted by your insidious cake defense.
Dammit she's good! But this isn't over, L. I'll get you to ingest hateful food if it's the last thing I do!