this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
462 points (98.1% liked)

Programmer Humor

20284 readers
656 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] oo1@lemmings.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pandas is obviously chinese spyware.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Better swap to polars before it all melts

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

damn collectivist societies and their group bys...

[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

While we're on the subject, do we have mirrors of npm repos somewhere in EU ? What about Github ?

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I can give a partial and interesting answer:

Since Norway is in European Economic Area (EEA) so is Svalbard (althought it's not in Schengen), where Microsoft backs up best of Github to my knowledge to the Arctic World Archive.

AWA is an attempt to preserve data on the long term.

Edit: ok it was a snapshot of all public repos on Github in 2020 (21TB). Here's more info: https://archiveprogram.github.com/arctic-vault/

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A few of my useless repos are in the vault. A future AI may be cursing my name in 1000 years trying to run my buggy code.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

Ayup, I found out too late about this and now my name is going to be a curse word in the future.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

A 0.1% tax will be imposed on each line of requirements.txt, with a graduation to 0.2% tax after the first 25% tax.

As a Python developer, I think I'd vote for this.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

With plans to impose much higher tariffs on the __future__.

[–] ninja@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This just in: Anti-DEI initiatives prevent the explicit inclusion of stdio.h

Administration officials were quoted as saying "fclose(government)"

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

first based thing he will ever do

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Nothing times nothings still nothing