"Bill Gates wants to put a chip in my brain!" [Riots.]
"Musk is eliminating any oversight so he can put a chip in my brain!" [Thunderous applause.]
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"Bill Gates wants to put a chip in my brain!" [Riots.]
"Musk is eliminating any oversight so he can put a chip in my brain!" [Thunderous applause.]
Judging from Tesla quality, you would have to be pretty desperate to use neuralink
Me: “This Neuralink sucks! It’s nothing like you said it was going to be!”
Tesla: “Yeah…why don’t we go ahead and activate Helly R. instead, mmmkay?”
Hey by the way, Canada's Christia Freeland, ex minister of finance, and candidate for the open position of prime minister, proposed a 100% tariff on all Tesla vehicles in Canada.
They keep reaching out to me, thinking that I want to help them do this shit. Maybe I should get inside and start sabotaging.
Simple sabotage is in these days!
If these people volunteer and we end up having elections again it could solve the problem...
Can’t have people in the way of testing on humans.
Just full speed ahead to Nazitown on self drive.
How long until they use their concentration camps for subjects? Promise the detainees freedom after "a few mild experiments" and you'd have plenty to test on.
If it came out he was forcibly experimenting on trans people, would you even be surprised?
That's just legit reason for Luigi at that point. Like that's so horrifying I think most of the population in the US would murmur quiet approval, even if they'd voted for dump.
"immigration incentives"
A potentially positive influence on receiving review on your concentration camp status
Sounds a little bit like how Nazi scientists did all kinds of weird shit to people.
nothing is coincidence
This is what Musk came to America for, the land of the free, free of laws, free of oversight, free to do terrible things without reprecutions.
Free to be a Nazi
Free to buy the legislative, judiciary, and executive.
I prefer the best money can buy. Best politicians, legal system, healthcare, education....all can be had for the right price.
I wonder who fElon is rooting for in that Cabaret "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" scene....
I read that initially as fee-lon and was super confused lol 😅
It is astonishing that people voted for such corruption. Fucking idiots.
Yes, but they are winning against the WOKEMINDVIRUS, which was obviously having so much impact on their personal lives....
But now they've been saved from the scourge of, umm, people who put pronouns in their email signature.
Next they'll come for Mr. Ms. and Mrs.
You know, I just noticed: there's no "r" in missus, so abbreviating it "Mrs" doesn't really make sense. Maybe it's supposed to be a possessive, like Mr's, rather than an actual gender signifier.
The abbreviations Mr. and Mrs. derive from master and mistress, respectively. Over time we've kinda lazily shortened the pronunciation from mistress to missus but kept the abbreviation.
Good on her for staying, but as I recall, formal notice would’ve only given her 30 more days.
Well, might be enough time to shine light on it and cause a public uproar since this is pretty corrupt even by January 2025 standards (can't speak for March or May...).
Ultimately shock & awe only works if there isn't enough time to process and respond, so the 30 day delay is arguably very important here.
Gee, what a weird coincidence.
How dare you accuse the prince of crimes.