He really messed it up. He should have kept the gold bars and the cash in burlap bags with "$$$" written on them. That way he could have used the highly effective but much maligned Cartoon "$$$" Bags 'o Loot legal defense.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I too love the integrity of a system that would let me sell my soul for solid gold bars.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how is eric adams doing btw

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I saw a very grainy vid with terrible audio that seems to have been recorded on a potato. I don't want to spread misinformation but it's purported to him in a recent and impromtu rap battle.

Strong 'n powerful Trump
Taking out punks 'cause they chump
Givin' pardons to those that deserve 'em
Like No-ble Eric Adams who wishes his name ended in "ump"
Then it would rhyme with Trump
The Very Greatest President in Da United States of Ump

From that point on it's [inaudible] but Reddit sleuths are hard at work with their analysis so we can only hope, wait, and see if they make progress.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I need the biggest pardon you have. I-was-saying