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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

when you're on day 15 of a mayonnaise smoothie cleanse, and you get the egg sweats.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

fuck off liberal they don't even hurt

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago

That's just the residual soy being pushed out of the body. Don't believe the scientist "doctor" dorks.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have no clue who this guy is tbh

For a moment I thought it was Rich Evans

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

He's a Podcaster that used to work with Bellingcat and is generally summarized as leftist for domestic issues but State Department approved for anything abroad.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Robert Evans strikes me as a left-lib western anti-Stalin anarchist, and also is embedded within Bellingcat, a pro-western pro-NATO NGO that

has received grants from Civitates-EU,[32][33] Porticus [Wikidata] the Brenninkmeijer family philanthropy, Adessium Foundation, National Endowment for Democracy (NED), PAX for Peace,[22][34] the Dutch Postcode Lottery, the Digital News Initiative,[35][36][22] Zandstorm CV and Sigrid Rausing Trust.[35]

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HEALTH, LIKE CAVEMEN! wojak-nooo

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Looking on the bright side, this means a lot of these guys won't be able to handle weapons very effectively

Just a bunch of butterfingers shooting each other in the face

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't feel bad for that idiot. We've known for decades that the healthiest diet is full of vegetables, fruit, grains, nuts, and legumes. It's scientificaly proven, everyone knows that, everyone's doctor knows that, it's the easiest thing to find with a google search, and yet those people willingly decide to eat exactly the opposite of that.

I'm at loss of words to describe how stupid those people are, and the dedication it takes to remain that stupid at every meal they eat for the months or years it takes to make your hands look like that.

[–] proceduralnightshade@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't feel bad either, but I kinda understand why people do stupid shit like that, from a personal point of view plus I have some hypothesis about extreme (EG carnivorous) diets in men. I believe it's an eating disorder in a lot of cases, manifesting in a way that's more difficult to grasp than "simple" bulimia, anorexia or orthorexia. For the outsider it's a seemingly arbitrary dietary restriction, from the inside it's most likely something a lot more complex. Dunno if there are any studies on this.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

From a certain point of view, it is definitely an eating disorder of a type

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Toxic-masculinity-induced eating disorder?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Who will win?

Decades of scientific, pro-vegan healthy diet research or one very cheesy boi?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would they slide down fire poles really good?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they're near an open flame would their entire body ignite?

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I suspect it wouldn't hinder.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

bocchi-glitch

This feels like the origin story of Victor Tooms kombucha-disgust

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

I bet he feels so uncomfortable all of the time

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I kinda wanna see what would happen if they cut into the skin above the fat

Also is it liquid or like a paste?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Imagining it's like those videos where they cut open a cyst and cottage cheese starts squirming out.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

That is horrifyingly disgusting 🤮

[–] roux@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Vegans stay winning.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

average mechanic hands be like

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he should try some "high meat" to detox his body. agony-wholesome

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

This is the kind of guy who "spontaneously combusts" but actually it's just his ecig battery blew up and he went off like an oil fire.

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

Jordan Lobsterson posted by Robert Fedvans.

[–] Her@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

This is good for my cholesterol fetish

a couple etizolam pressie should take the edge off jordan-eboy-peterson

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

here I am to ruin all the jokes about how his hands are all greasy

this is on the inside of his skin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanthelasma

You know how some old people have yellow stuff around their eyes, under their skin? This doctor thinks it's that, but on his hands.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this totally makes it less viscerally disgusting for sure very-smart

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

lmao it's still gross as fuck

look at that shit, wonder where else it's ended up

FEET PICS

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

This guy read Junji Ito's "Glyceride" and took it as a personal challenge

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair they usually just pop up around…uh…the eyes.

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hand smegma