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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Keep this weird fucking penis obsession on reddit, please.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Nah brah, gimme more of this penis obsession

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Anybody renember the time some guy obssesed with circumcision took over the Silent Hill wiki?

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 1 points 13 minutes ago

You’re gonna have to remind me

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

????? Lmao I think I'm missing that internet lore

[–] Deepus@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

Im gonna need some more detail on that sentence there bud.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 50 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

idk what to call this genre of meme, but I've been seeing it a lot recently and I like it

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

The third one is wrong because balls are colder than the rest of your body (around 34C). Might be some memes from the femcel community.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

Doctors HATE this one simple trick to keep your balls cold!

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 14 points 14 hours ago

Trust me, your spouse's feet are ALWAYS colder than your balls.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

they're probably colder than your torso, likely not colder than cold extremities

warming up your hands like that usually works

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Hmmm but what if your balls are too warm and you want them cooled down? Sounds like a win-win in that situation

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

A subset of femcel memes? I guess?

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

Wow you share pure gold THX (especially the first)

[–] Toes@ani.social 51 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 59 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Infant genital mutilation or anime

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The 1st one

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 18 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Got it. Outlaw anime genital mutilation.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Is there any of that though? I barely find any artwork, let alone stuff that is actually animated.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Por que no los tres

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think people who are 18+ and want to get a circumcision for themselves should be allowed to, but otherwise it should be banned.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"if you lick it I might feel better"

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago

"...with your tonsils"