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[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 23 hours ago

Nice tits, bro!

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 19 hours ago

Swag shirts suck now that American Apparel went under... pretty sure that's not the problem he's having here tho

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 1 day ago

I've seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Tag this with Musk so that my spam filters works. Thanks.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.

Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

He’s got a matronly glow here

He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is why i always make sure my belly sticks out past my chest.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Careful, then you might end up with what my dad used to call "dickydo'. That's when you're tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

That's called "mirroris dickus". It's an illness which symptom is that the only way you can see your dick is by looking at the mirror.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago

Definitely sounds like a related syndrome!

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[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago
[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Very casual manner for a president to dress.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 5 points 22 hours ago

Trying to copy Zelensky. Same colour and everything.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] sp451@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Elon horny?!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Truly no justice but what we make if a tottering pile of wet shit like this get blessed by our lord with such a meaty pair of nips.

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