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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Monkey's paw moment: they're for STIs rather than mental disorders.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But the rest of your life after that is a nightmare.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

only if your date know.where you live. Otherwise just block their ass.

That's why you never tell people where you live until you go camping with them, or watch them build furniture with instructions

If you're good at stalking then all you really need is a full name and a rough age range to get the rest.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago

worth it, i've ruined my life, and i'd do it again

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then you realize that's your bathroom and you never had a tinder date...

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 17 points 2 days ago

Try telling that to my other personality (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Sticking your dick in crazy will make your life interesting.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 30 points 2 days ago

Always Put It In Crazy, worry about later .... later

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Bonus, you don't have to go to work tomorrow

Or ever again.

You're never leaving.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is there anyone here who has actually gone on a "Tinder" date? What was it like?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

My very first date was a Tinder date, over five years ago. We just adopted our second cat.

Mileage may vary but to me it seemed just like any other regular date, with the benefit you could take about what you talked about over Tinder.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

The last few ladies in my life have been met on Tinder. Where else are you going to meet people? Work? Gonna be fun if there's a breakup. Gym? Doubt the pretty girl with the nice yoga pants wants people approaching her. For a long while I was a regular at a bar but I "only" made a load of friends there.

[–] TRBoom@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've done maybe a dozen or so?

It's just a normal date, but you're trying to get a feel for the person to see if there is any chemistry for the first time.

I've had dates where the next day the lady ghosts me. I've had dates where the next day the lady says she wants to have my baby. I've had dates where we both kinda mutually think that a second date isn't in gonna happen.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

went home and never heard from her again.

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

They will never leave you alone. Don't use your real identity, phone number etc...

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 days ago

Looking at my dating history… yeah, that tracks.

[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I guess there can be at least one upside to sticking your dick in crazy. Or, I guess, letting crazy stick its dick in you.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s lots of different neurodivergence and not all of them are scary crazy

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is true, however, if their bathroom looks like that and they act like that's a completely normal way for a bathroom to look, you should probably be cautious at the very minimum.

[–] faktotum@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That seems a little presumptuous.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Exactly. Don't judge a person by the blood writing on the walls!