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TikTok Ban Lasts Slightly Longer Than Average User’s Attention Span (hard-drive.net)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't bite the onion, but I did cackle.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

“Like I said, it’s just great it’s back and I don’t have to find something else to do while I’m watching a movie.” Hart continued after quickly losing interest in the squirrel.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is that even satire?

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All they did was change the algorithm to be more like Twitter’s.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Milquetoast satire at best