I can improvise rhymes very well and am good at being mean to people but I have so little business rapping and my voice would sound terrible with it enough to negate it, if anything cause I just wouldn't have.the confidence necessary. I'd be really conscious about not doing a black voice, not sounding like Eminem or the beastie boys etc. I would be booed and sent to die.

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[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Terrible, but I'd come up with the perfect lines three weeks later.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd beat you 'round the block

Uh...

a male chicken is a cock

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Probably cause of the profile pic I reas that as Elvis

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Confirmed whitest person ever here, I'd fail catastrophicly.

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i won. he saw u drop me off & I did a pretty devastating rhyme about it.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have mad variance so I think 90% of the time I'd be the worst you can imagine, then 10% of the time I'd absolutely nail it.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think I'd do ok because i have massively underserved confidence and would act like my lines were awesome regardless

[–] The_Riddler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

absolutely godawful, I cannot improvise to save my life, much less do it rhyming

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably NOT GOOD. I'm too....scatterbrained.

But there is Gachi

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[–] NotThatKindOfFedPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Trees hydroponic, call me Old McDonald

Stoner broads want me like cold McDonalds

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Worse than debate-me-debate-me

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I can't improvise to save my life nor do I possess any sort of lyrical talent. Also when I'm nervous, I have a hard time raising by voice above a hushed mumble.

So I don't think I'd do very well.