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[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 54 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is Elon trying to say he deleted his own brain because his behavior would prove that theory

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I've also heard 127.0.0.1 referred to as Home, so maybe he kicked another kid out of his house?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Or deleted his own home to remove the wokeness

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Precisely, thank you for illustrating.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

Obligatory: not mine just pulled from Google images. Looks like morning brew logo in the corner

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

All the Linux details are weirdly off, like it's correct enough if you were copying someone's homework, but it's just wrong if you've actually done anything in linux.

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 9 points 2 hours ago

He's trying to say "I'm attention seeking, look at me!".

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 hours ago
[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit

fascist_bullshit found!

Adding host to block list.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 34 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root

The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Just tell everyone it's to delete the french language pack.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 78 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even have X, but everywhere I go there's an Elon's tweet

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

maybe we need a dunk comm thats just for elon, quarantine it lol

[–] Phineaz@feddit.org 10 points 5 hours ago

Well, maybe not a moratorium, but I certainly would appreciate some peace and quiet.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 145 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Days after exposing himself as a fake poser of a gamer, Elon has conveniently (again) reminded us he's also a fake poser of a programmer

[–] shalien@mastodon.projetretro.io 29 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

@theneverfox @HiddenLayer555 Euh... that's network / sysadmin more than programming .

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 6 points 2 hours ago

Not if you're a Bash programmer ·υ·

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago

He is still bad at it

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 5 hours ago

My sister's name is Amanda, not Admin!

[–] aleq@lemmy.world 158 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

woke_mind_virus deleted rm -rf... wow this guy sure knows his UNIX!

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Somehow he managed to add a new hostname to /etc/hosts, but then tries to undo it by rm'ing the hostname?

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 50 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Always a good idea to delete a binutil right?

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago

No see, he's saying the woke_mind_virus is protecting him! He can no longer accidentally run the rm command and erase his entire mind. It's 4d cheese or whatever to tell the woke they are actually correct and this right wing posturing is a plot /s

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago

This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.

He is such a fucking moron.

[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 51 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So he isn't even a techy, the whole thing has been an act

[–] lime@feddit.nu 76 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

after he bought twitter and made a big thing about auditing their code, there was a post going around that was something like

first he talked about cars, and i know nothing about cars but people said he was a genius so i believed it
then he talked about rockets, and i know nothing about rockets but people said he was a genius so i believed it
now he's talking about computers, and i know a lot about computers, and he's saying some of the most batshit insane things i've ever heard, so i'm starting to reevaluate my earlier choices...

[–] skip0110@lemm.ee 46 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Uhh he should know all the Elite hackers call it Tracer-T

Remember this blast from the past?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

[–] synapse3252@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Lmao i was gonna say elon's the type of guy to say tracer t

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 27 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

He saying he used to be woke?

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 6 hours ago

the woke was coming from inside the house!

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