this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

And then when the kids ask, you just say that that is a boy snow man and that he lost his clothes and you walk on, no harm, no foul...

Of you could go to the police because you're a sad person with nothing important in life

[โ€“] Zagorath@aussie.zone 105 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I agree with this woman. Absolutely disgusting.

Everyone knows a snowman is supposed to have three body segments. Four is just a disgusting break from traditional values.

[โ€“] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thatโ€™s a common misconception, actually. The snowman keeps his lowest segment under the snow level until heโ€™s ready to mate, and his notoriously private mating rituals make this an extremely uncommon- and lucky- sight.

[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

David Attenborough nodding

[โ€“] Aggravationstation 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So disgusted I had to take several pictures of it from various angles. I didn't want to of course but it was important, for science.

And obviously they couldn't give it the "David" treatment because that would be vandalism!

[โ€“] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

lick my snowballs Leonidas

[โ€“] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The snowman's expression while displaying his snow-chode is hilarious

[โ€“] samus12345@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

"Are you not entertained?"

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He is obviously quite proud of himself.

[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice balls, nice cock though it would have been a little longer, maybe with a slight twist upwards

[โ€“] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's cold outside, givem a break

[โ€“] Railing5132@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He was in the snow shower!

[โ€“] Emperor 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] smeg 14 points 2 days ago

Admin has become dadmin

[โ€“] NastyNative@mander.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

Imagine being upset about thisโ€ฆlol that is hilarious..amazing snow pp

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Nice cock bro

[โ€“] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wrap your hand around it and itโ€™ll go back to size

[โ€“] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just like when she's with her husband

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'd point it out to my little kids and have a laugh.

[โ€“] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ol' Dick-knees Jimmy.