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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon watches the news with his mom (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 29 points 1 hour ago

She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 55 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

We're inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there'd be no such thing as credit default swaps

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives...