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[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 101 points 3 days ago (1 children)

FBI needs to pay attention to that man's search history...

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 34 points 3 days ago

Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he already isn't allowed within 50 miles of a school.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

"I'm Chris Hansen and I need you to take a seat right over there."

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 79 points 3 days ago

Incel Pedos telling on themselves. They can't seem to help but say they are some of the worst pieces of shit.

Quality post OP.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 3 days ago (4 children)

When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 days ago

When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.

[–] Blackmist 13 points 3 days ago

When they first get pubes according to these fucking weirdos.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Crone is more about personality

[–] dumples@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Get outta my swamp you kids!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 46 points 3 days ago (4 children)

the arguably cooler sounding "Spinster"

You spin me right round, baby, right round...

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wasn’t spinster some old school slang in like the 1920s or something about women who didn’t settle down right away? Or am I hallucinating

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 days ago

It's quite a bit older than that. 1800s, I believe? A "spinster" was a women who got a job spinning/weaving fabric, which was one of the few jobs women were allowed at the time, and they were paid for it! Very well, iirc.

So a woman earning her own income and able to support herself, not being required to marry in order to live comfortably.

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, and well before that too. It meant an unmarried adult woman over the age of _____. (Here is where the discrepancy lies.) It was always true for an elderly woman. But could sometimes be applied all the way down to age 30, especially if you go far enough back that you were expected to be married in your 20s. (And if you weren't, there must be something wrong with you.)

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Well I’m unmarried, female and in my mid thirties and there’s definitely something wrong with me. I now identify as a spinster.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

You don’t even know how much I spin

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

My great grandmother's wedding certificate lists her as a spinster, at the ripe old age of 19. This was a little over 100 years ago, in 1914

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Don’t forget the queen spinster, Spindarella!

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago

Like a record baby

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I hate how there's always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. "Foid". I can guess it's some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's short for "Femoid", which is itself short for "Feminine humanoid".

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah that's what I figured. Bizarre all around. "Femoid" was too long for these pricks.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

No, it was too respectful towards women.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cant have words longer than their penis

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Soon enough it’ll get shorted again to “fud” or “fu”. The devolution of man

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Can't speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19

[–] Diddlydee 39 points 3 days ago (8 children)

People misspelling 'woman' annoys the hell out of me. It's literally 'man' prefixed by 'wo'. I don't know what bizarre process could lead to using 'women' instead. And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That and "should of" should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Read: "head cut off" and agreed. Sry for that.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their not the only ones who should be punished!

[–] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

I'd rather stub my toe then see such simple mistakes

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

The difference is that one is singular and one is plural. "Theres a group of women" and "Theres a singlular woman"

People do often get the usage wrong but its not being misspelled.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

Nah, it's not that deep--tons of men and women make this particular mistake (writing "women" when intending to use the singular "woman") for some bizarre reason. I've observed this phenomenon for well over a decade. Notably, I've never really seen someone write "woman" when they mean "women", only the other direction. And never with man/men at all. Very odd, specific error.

Maybe it's a "should of"-type mistake, I can only guess. But what I know for sure is that it's a very common mistake, and almost certainly unintentional.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

"Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar

Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

still milf, M for Mature

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So, for some women, that might be as early as 25

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do I hear a banjo?

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.

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