this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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And that's people who don't consume animal products, not the inhabitants of Vega.

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[โ€“] fakeman_pretendname 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

For anyone missing the reference, this is a Sontaran from Dr Who:

[โ€“] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

The Sontaran has more of a neck ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] Grass@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if there is some reference or humour here I'm not picking up on but this kinda just grosses me out and makes me not want to eat meat. The nuggs are one thing but a fucking mcd cheeseburger is not exactly an example of good meat, and the man is pretty gross too.

[โ€“] Emperor 10 points 5 days ago

It's part of a new government initiative to stop people eating fast food. Probably.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer 15 points 5 days ago

Well, he's a walking advertisement for his diet. Any vegans who can claim to be as full of vim and vigour? That's what I thought.

[โ€“] thefartographer@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As a non-vegan, even I'm triggered. But only in the way that watching someone poop triggers me. Fucking shit-mouth poopie-man...

[โ€“] jonne@infosec.pub 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, he does make a great case for veganism if eating meat turns you into Jabba the Hutt.

[โ€“] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

It's not even his physiqueโ€”who am I to judge someone on their looks? It's his eating habits, the sounds, the actions... This seems like the kind of person who's convinced himself that he's cool because he can't keep/make friends. He also seems like he constantly smells like he's 5 days out from the most recent shower.

[โ€“] Emperor 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

only in the way that watching someone poop triggers me.

Does this happen to you a lot?

[โ€“] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Less often than those who get off to it, more frequently than is healthy. My friends and I frequently send each other incredibly upsetting, but not gory, gifs. My favorite is the pooping skateboarder.

[โ€“] riodoro1@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

His food looks just as appealing as he does.

[โ€“] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 5 days ago

I'm vegan and this is hilarious. It's like scoring an own-goal.

[โ€“] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

As an OG Whovian, that's fucking hilarious!

For those not hip to Doctor Who:

https://youtu.be/YXtajum5nLU

[โ€“] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Sontar hah!

[โ€“] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Is that the zombie that was at the bottom of the well in walking dead?

[โ€“] flamingos 8 points 5 days ago

You'd think a gammon would appreciate people that don't eat meat.

[โ€“] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The fucked-in-the-head-meter has gone up another notch.

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"okmatewanker" seems to be oddly fitting.

[โ€“] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This man could commit war crimes and I would still think he was too funny to be mad at.

[โ€“] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Good news! He definitely has.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer 2 points 4 days ago

Poor Jackie.

[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Cool guy club ๐ŸŽธ

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Damned moon

i hate that jabba the hut is used so much for fatshaming because that guy is a perfect lookalike