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As a non-vegan, even I'm triggered. But only in the way that watching someone poop triggers me. Fucking shit-mouth poopie-man...
Yeah, he does make a great case for veganism if eating meat turns you into Jabba the Hutt.
It's not even his physique—who am I to judge someone on their looks? It's his eating habits, the sounds, the actions... This seems like the kind of person who's convinced himself that he's cool because he can't keep/make friends. He also seems like he constantly smells like he's 5 days out from the most recent shower.
Does this happen to you a lot?
Less often than those who get off to it, more frequently than is healthy. My friends and I frequently send each other incredibly upsetting, but not gory, gifs. My favorite is the pooping skateboarder.