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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 78 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

To be totally nitpicky shouldnt this be backwards?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If we're going by real-world evolution rules, OP is the next evolutionary stage compared to their dad, who is in turn the next stage compared to grandpa.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pokemon "evolution" is more like irl metamorphosis

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, I'm just saying that's why I imagine, they put it this way around. I do agree that it's weird. You'd expect grandpa to be level 70, so he definitely shouldn't be a baby dino anymore.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Asbestos and lead are too dense, thus preventing flight.

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[–] BoobaAwooga@lemmynsfw.com 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The asbestos and lead eras overlapped so your dad was giga fucked

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

And even old people have the microplastics. Isn’t it they can’t do a study with a control group because every single living person has the microplastics?

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think this meme would work better in reverse lol

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But I want to be Charizard

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Don't we all.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's those microplastics on the brain.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

can i see that video too

do i want to tho

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it’s on the internet somewhere.

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

and our children full of microplastics (because it's passed down through the placenta and breast milk)

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's in your balls and brain! Doesn't take much to realise it's probably going to kill us

[–] PhobosAnomaly 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

plastic is stored in the balls

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather have some lead in my pencil.

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, they can just get it straight from the source.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Some new plastic to add to the family heirlooms. Wonderful!

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a Teflon generation in there somewhere

[–] ThaMunsta@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure that's just everyone at this point 😬

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mega Charizard X and Mega Charizard Y exists, as well as Gigantamax Charizard.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you have them backwards, surely the Charizard is the granddad

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

I read it as comparing the three exposures to each other.

The first evolution, Charmander was exposed to lead and the toxic effects of lead are pretty fast acting. Meaning they were weakened the quickest and couldn't evolve.

Charmeleon was exposed to asbestos which has latent toxic effects, they show up decades after exposure. So the Charmeleon lived quite a while before they showed any noticeable effects.

The final evolution was exposed to micro plastics and because, so far, micro plastics seem to be so unreactive they just chill doing nothing the Charazard had an opportunity to evolve.

[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The toxicity of micro plastics is very minor. To get to the point where it is a problem you need to be exposed to it for a very long time.

I think our asbestos is halogenated organic chemicals like PFAS. They are toxic in every way and we are addicted to their use in food chemistry. Not to eat or anything but to make the packaging look nice.

Because they are indestructible by any natural way their dose in the water supply is ever rising. The cost of health issues is already in the hundred billions.

Micro plastics might be a problem for our children when the dosage in clean water gets to extreme levels.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Microplastics and studies on the effects of it on the human body are too recent to say much.

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is my whole lifetime so far, a very long time?

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

If they are alive today, they are also full of microplastics!

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

With the way things are going, the next generation will have all three!

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Plenty of kids full of lead these days.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lucky for us, that's not the only vector! Baby foods keep getting recalled because of lead contamination, and the FDA just released a new limit on lead content in baby food.

Except, they are just guidelines and are not enforceable.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks republicans, next stop: Upton Sinclair was a communist and we should leave food safety to the experts: the mega corps.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Elder Millenials and young Gen X can have all 3 if they grew up near a busy highway in a home built before the 1980s.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

So far away, we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's how we become immortal.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I just want to say it's extremely cute and wholesome to call you grandpa grandpop

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How is society going to survive when everyone is autistic?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

If everyone is autistic, then no one is autistic

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Worst part is that the mutations created by the lead in the body, led to the mutated Charmeleon body. And those mutations he got from the asbestos, match the Charizard body.

Thematically, it fits

Only Arceus knows what is to come for the next stage.. Olestra mutations?

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