Wow, a bit pre-mature there The Onion... just the way Jared likes 'em.
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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The article is 10 years old, but holy shit never saw this before. I’m crying tears… just like every patriotic American did on 9/11.
Gob bless
I could tell it’s old because they advertise TWO footlongs being $9.11 instead of just one…
Is that Jared?
It should be Jared.
The image pre-dates Jared’s prison sentence.
So is it pre-diddling, or post-diddling-pre-sentence?
Likely mid-diddling (｡╯︵╰｡)
It hadn’t been that funny until my wife started freaking out next to me, then said “oh it’s the onion”
This made my day lol, thanks for sharing!
This reminds me of a fake country-western hit a friend and I wrote for a fake country-western band: You crashed a Plane [into the Twin Towers of my Heart]. We never actually wrote music or lyrics or anything, we just wrote a bunch of fake song titles.
You can tell it's old because back then it was realistic to get two subs for $9
Is it halal?
fuck this
You ate the onion