This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
This reminds me of that greentext that was something along the lines of'
Boys, get an autistic GF
2 weeks before every birthday or major holiday I just ask her if there's anything she's been wanting recently
I buy exactly the things she's talking about
Every time she's blown away at how good my gifts are
It's just that easy
That's just a normal functional relationship.
Sir, this is green text the GF isn't the autist.
Or doesn't even exist most likely for that matter.
They can both be autists. Or they could if this wasn't fake and gay
My dad and brother went to Disney Land last year and my dad asked what I would like and I just said "a hat or shirt with as many colors on it as you can find" because I couldn't really think of anything, and it wasn't until he came back with a Finding Nemo hat that I was like "ah fuck! I could have and should have asked for a Nick Wilde plush!" 😭
Currently using one as a pillow. Can confirm seal pillows are great.