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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 83 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We don't need citizens to be on their best behavior, we need millionaires and billionaires to be on their best behavior.

[–] Blackmist 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is their best behaviour.

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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

Larry Ellison is one of the biggest pieces of shit and Oracle can go fuck themselves.

[–] ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Lets use it only on citizens who are billionaires to make sure they remain on their best behavior.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago

This guy needs more luigi in his life

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

A symptom of believing they are better than others.

[–] yuki2501@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And by "citizens" you mean slaves.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

On coins, on stamps, on the covers of books, on banners, on posters, and on the wrappings of a cigarette Packet -- [Big Brother was] everywhere. Always the eyes watching you and the voice enveloping you. Asleep or awake, working or eating, indoors or out of doors, in the bath or in bed -- no escape. Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimetres inside your skull.
-- George Orwell, Nineteen-Eighty-Four

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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Who's watching the billionaires?

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The Smash Brothers.

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 days ago (2 children)

By all accounts, Larry is a piece of shit.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle.

— Brian Cantrill

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[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I consider him to be the worst billionaire of em all, even "trumping" that muskrat...

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oracle, the official company of "Look, we're developer friendly now, our stuff is open source and free to use! Oh, right, you've activated my trap card, now pay 10k per every employee of your company because you used our proprietary JDK mwhahahahaha"

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Larry Ellison says that North Korea and China are great countries to live in

You first, and then we'll lock the door behind you, you mother fucker

Pardon my French, but these scum of the earth should rot in hell as far as I am concerned. They are a literal cancer for this world

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (4 children)

'citizens will be on their best behavior'

Compliant. He means compliant.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

He's afraid of the masses.

I wonder why

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

Sure, it could, but should it? No of course not, a safe "utopian" society through force is dystopian and still unsafe (just now the danger is sanctioned, don't run afoul of Lord AI) in reality.

I'll take the possibility of getting shot by some dickhead over AI overlords watching my every move any day of the week.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (6 children)

There's a different solution that can ensure billionaires will be on their best behavior.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 6 days ago

Leave it to the associopathic billionaires to take a look at 1984 and decide to use it as an instruction book.

[–] Norgoroth@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Father Luigi won't you spare us from this clown

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 6 days ago

they just can't help saying the quiet part out loud

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

what he really means is that "me and my buddies are fucking everyone else and we are afraid that there will be retaliation so we need mass surveillance"

[–] ef9357@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 6 days ago

We need another Luigi for this asshole.

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

ORACLE - One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brb, buying cases of Guy Fawkes masks...

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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Of course it is, because that AI will totally not be programmed to ONLY surveil the lower tier sub-humans, Riiiiiiiiiight ?

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I heard a guy tell a story about a vast AI-fueled cluster of bombs strapped to Larry's head set to trigger if he says objectively inhumane, anti-democratic shit can ensure Larry stays a lot quieter.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Remember, remember the 4th of December...

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Funny thing about "best behavior" is that it's defined by whoever is in charge of the venue you're in, whether it's society ingeneral or a social media community. Somebody always dictates what's okay or not okay to say.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 days ago

One
Raging
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison

Should work pretty good if the IRS uses it for tax audits.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tim Allen with bad facial hair looking motherfucker

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[–] Revonult@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

He looks like the plastic version of Tim Allen as Santa from that Christmas movie.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

you hear a sudden beep in your ears

"Sir you've not been smiling. We really want citizens to be smiling!"

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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Ah, the Panopticon. How novel.

[–] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago

So billionaires will pay the right amount of taxes! Oh wait!

Move to china you dick length.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The rich really think we'll buy a prison as a utopia.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

They plan on us not having a choice

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

Can we apply it to tax cheats first?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago

It will only ensure the opposite.

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