samus' armor is much too sleek to be male armor, it needs way more random spikes, sharp edges, and the helmet needs to look like an angry face.
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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which is what it is BTW. the fact that these are both notable is proof of the concept.
If I ain't wrong, the gender's of those people in the pics is reverse than what's said on top lol.
I'm pretty sure lot's of people don't know samus is a woman.
Exactly. Which is why...
Sorry ma man, ain't good at joking
Thatsthejoke
the genders* of those
What if Zelda was a girl?
Introducing: The Legend of Link
legend of TOSLINK, a photon in time
What if Zelda was... A princess?
Princess Trunks
Just waiting till the woke mob makes Metroid into a girl.
You're not gonna believe this but
you can save a boat load on car insurance by walking instead
And if I forgot the boat, is that even more savings?
Hold up...
Left: level 1 armor
Right: level 99 armor
I too believe in equality! Pit slutty ass armor on them too… Wai wut?
I just want my skimpy armor mods to be equally revealing for both genders. Is it too much to ask for hairy bare chests AND physics enabled tits? 🤤
(not modded)
I remember some part into the game i have everyone wear like this, because that's the best armour i can find for everyone.
We have that on FFXIV too. If you play on PC and use mods.
Nvidia hairworks on men's chest hair? 😅
😱😱😱😱😱
Totally sound like a Jessica 🙄
This is why FFXIV is so popular.
The subligar is unavoidable.
2B Leggings for everyone!
Metro Aran powrule suit and covid Kimberlink