I'm a good cook and from my experience people generally don't mind being bossed around by me. Throw some military training my way, I'd be a kick ass sergeant. Head of state would be cool too. I tend to fall into a leadership position wherever I am and generally I do pretty well and people are generally down to take orders from me. I am getting so many texts right now from people at work complaining about the chef taking over the window again and how much harder things are when I'm not running the show. This has happened a few times, I explain my decisions and if I'm.wromg anyone can say so, I'm used to being wrong nbd and I've got a really loud clear voice.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Prigozhin-posting up-arrow

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I dont own a truck but I got a microwave

Inb4 bourgeois decadence

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

The Soviet Union must truly be a great realm, Comrade happybadger, where gardeners are held in high honor.

[–] Pavlichenko_Fan_Club@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

I'm not a reformist! angry-hex

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a hose

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

If someone has a faucet, there's our water supply. We're already partway there.

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I have some pots and pans and a little bit of dirt

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I can weld and can program a CNC.

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 days ago

I will expropriate a truck for the cause.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

My Honda has some surprising good trunk space and I don't mind getting it dirty.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 4 days ago

I worked at a pizza hut, we will be invincible

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

I don't have anything but I'm willing to direct the workers.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The forum is divided? I thought we were going through a pretty chill phase right now

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Right now sure, but next week we could be arguing about something else or we could be storming the Kremlin as friends. Not only would that be a bonding experience for our forum, but it'd really show the fediverse that we're not just having a goof.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I've got a lopper catgirl-salute