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[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

It tastes like dirt.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sorry chasers, I'm only 13.77% dommy mommy. I'm a subby puppy girl or bratty princess most of the time („ಡωಡ„)

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

That's an even better deal (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) Sign me up

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Are you me? x3

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Great, now there's two of them

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Transphobes realizing that the conservative media lied to them and that trans people are normal people be like

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Equal rights and no stigma = more confident (and maybe even dommy) tgirls

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm a worm, maybe this is why I can't find people to love me

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

too bad you're not a real doctor

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But I am a real worm/ I am an actual worm/ I live like a worm

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you like to play the drums?

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm getting better on the drums

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They'll call you Doctor Worm!

Sorry to spoil the in joke, I just want more people to know TMBG.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 month ago

Find another worms, you could try going to the library€

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

"Hold on, transgirls are just girls but trans?"

[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can the worm tie good knots?

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Yes, I will love you as The Worm, and I'll love you as The Tyrant.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm ootl, can anyone help me out?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just a joke about "TRANS PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER" fearmongering (Panel 1) being taken to the conclusion that all trans people are ready to domme the poor oppressed cishets (taking the fearmongering to its logical, if sexual, conclusion) (Panel 2+3), and then being met with the reality that trans people are just people (Panel 4).

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks. The worm thing really confused me. Haha

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Only if you can tell me in hour-long essays about the plot of fear and hunger

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I clicked on the link and remembered that people from other instances see the pfp I removed ages ago. Magic of lemmy. xd

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've never asked anyone if they would love me if I was a worm. But now I realise that deep down, I know it's possible that I could, one day.