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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

blob-no They would need to have souls.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Can confirm I was born soulless and I'm pretty much a vampire.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

i thought you said Wharton at first glance

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I wonder if falun gongs hell is also segregated or is being unsegregated more of a punishment for them

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

They wouldn't like it there anyways, the food is too spicy.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, we go to the infinite Ikea.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

SCP-3008?

It is too good for us.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No because theyre not human

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about dogs and cats then?

Theyre more human than whites

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

No. Heaven isn't real.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Finally, a good thing about being white. You know, besides the privilege

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Only if they live in Ecuador.

Heaven is for Ecuadorians.

[–] ICEMAN@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

You'll find me down there in white people heaven

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Only if they swear their lives for the revolution

[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Nope, those Patmian homunculi go straight to the void cause they ain't got no souls

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

of course, all dogs go to heaven

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

For my sake I'm hoping so. That or the Baptist Preacher was right about me, but for the wrong reasons.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It certainly doesn't seem possible

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Purgatory was invented for white people as a merciful intervention.