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Marry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 140 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first time a bill passing would be positive news in ages

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine if he dies before Jimmy Carter lol

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Carter has to make it to 2028 so we can have the meme ticket of Carter + Biden.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even if he did make it, I think Carter and his late wife, fucking hates Biden, Obamna and Clinton. Specially after they kicked him out of a meeting because Carter wrote a book critical of Israel saying that the Arabs states actually for the most part did their part of the agreement while Israel didn't and continue to establish an apartheid state against the Palestinians.

Huge mistake by the Democrats for having choosing Kamala Harris over Carter. He would have 100% won against Trump on a landslide. His fact as president would be to ~~die~~ nuke iran and reestablish the Polish Peoples' Republic of America.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

I just hope he's in a lot of pain

[–] buh@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

let him cook sicko-satan

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Imagine if he dies on Christmas. Lmao

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

HOPE HE DIES

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

Now that Trump is president the cabal can't get it's hands on adrenochrome anymore so it's founding members are all dying.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

hex-crab-chapo hold. Hold.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Awake and Alert

Not for long!

spirit-bomb

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will die of laughter if Jimmy Carter outlives him

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the cascade then continues until Jimmy is the last American still drawing breath, an entire nation felled by the power of laughter

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[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

I refuse to get my hopes up. been burnt too many times hoping a ghoul will perish. they have the best healthcare in the world, teams of doctors on standby 24/7, care that all of us could only dream of. the ghoul will live.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Hope he gets to see his friend Jeffrey very soon

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

I got a fever once and it never made the news! meow-cactus

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

I hope he tries air but doesn't inhale

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I want for Christmas is bird flu (baby)

[–] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Doesn't even need to be bird flu. He could be patient zero for an all-new kind of herpes that is even more unpleasant.

[–] Thorngraff_Ironbeard@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Praying for the fever to pull through 🙏

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Play sax in hell

[–] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

gaddafi-happy

Looking forward to the inevitable trump-who-must-go

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Pinzers crossed hex-crab

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Crabs standing by...

Parrots ready to go.... Come on....

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Would sure syck if he and people like him were to die because of the petri dish they've made this country.

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I give my support to the fever that Bill Clinton has developed.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

die bitch

join kissinger in hell

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago

Someone's Christmas wish is gonna come true.

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

inshallah pls kill this man, this will be my only christmas wish

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He probably caught it from the andrenochrome

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

By the state of him lately, I'm thinking they cut off his supply

[–] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

UlyssesT continuing to do the lord’s work

[–] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

sorry everyone, my bad. I fed the Clintons bird doodoo

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

May he burn in hell

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Steady, steady now lads. Keep yer crabs in ye baskets.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

CLINTON FEVER, TAKE MY STRENGTH

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Damn, we're on a hot streak.

Maybe the immortal spirit of qin-shi-huangdi-fireball has risen to cast down his curse on the KKKrakkkers of the fir$$t world.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

we wish you a merry Bill Clintoff kelly

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

not urgent

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Manifesting

[–] Fatdork2@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Was this also luigi?

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