Nonsense

"Gene, the Odyssey is dying. From my chair here, this is the last option."

That cat's name better be Mike

Hello, IT. Have you tried knocking it off the table?

I've heard if you place an order of "four hundred twenty nuggets" at this Wendy's, you get a bag of catnip instead.

"I've been trying to reach you about your cats' extended warranty."

“Gamin’ here, bro, you need somethin?“