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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time (theonion.com)

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Next Loyalty Day (May 1 in the US), there’ll be a national moment of silence to honour the health insurance CEOs, who provide the best health care that’s compatible with liberty.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

I would think it would be CVS, the parent company of Aetna.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

There's a loyalty day in the US? On the same day as labour day in most other countries? I'm sure I'm late to the party, but oof.

It's a little bit on the nose, but there is still room to improve and call it 'Anti-union day, brought to you by Starbucks'