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Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time
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this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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Next Loyalty Day (May 1 in the US), there’ll be a national moment of silence to honour the health insurance CEOs, who provide the best health care that’s compatible with liberty.
I would think it would be CVS, the parent company of Aetna.
There's a loyalty day in the US? On the same day as labour day in most other countries? I'm sure I'm late to the party, but oof.
It's a little bit on the nose, but there is still room to improve and call it 'Anti-union day, brought to you by Starbucks'