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"Everyone Gets A Medal In This Generation" Says Man From Generation Where Everyone Got A House (www.betootaadvocate.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Everyone gets a medal in this generation" says man from generation who insisted on the practice because their own egos couldn't handle the notion that their kids weren't perfect at everything, even though the kids themselves were just fine not being rewarded for failure.

[–] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I’ve said to an older man, “You dislike these people, that you raised, in the world that you built?

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And a pension.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 days ago

if they were white…

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Hahahaha