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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That still only counts as one!

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?

[–] Emperor 5 points 6 days ago

Well for butt plugs you have:

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (8 children)

well hey you only have 3 holes to a person

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[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point