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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 197 points 2 weeks ago

“My husband plays that mobile game all the time!”

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 142 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

grindr has a custom notification noise? isn't that indiscreet for an app like that?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah I don't know any apps that have custom notifications out of the box these days, apart from Messenger. It's too convenient just to use the operating system's API and default to the user's default sound.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't know if there's some way to override/customise the notification sounds on Android on per-app basis. At one point in history I wanted Twitter to go [random bird noises] and Reddit to go "Le." but since I don't use either of them anymore I really didn't investigate this further.

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

In WhatsApp you can set custom notification sounds, I believe it even supports notification sounds on a per-contact basis. So safe to say you can do it as an app developer.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I used to use custom sounds I downloaded for a few people and it was useful, but it's clunky and time-consuming to set up for even a few contacts. I had to get the sounds on a PC because all the sound apps on the store feel like malware and are riddled with ads.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think there is an option but it might be dependent on which company makes your phone.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's actually really easy for a developer and for a user. Apps can provide a notification sound for themselves, but the Android API automatically creates a user interface inside of the notifications settings that let a user set a sound of their choice on a per-notification-channel (for example, Discord has separate channels for "Incoming calls", "Direct messages", "Friend requests", and a heap more) basis.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Signal does, that dee-deep sound it makes.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When I installed it used the default. I'm on GrapheneOS, how about you?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On my Samsung Android phone it's configurable but I think when I installed the app aeons ago it used their distinctive ding. On desktop Linux incoming messages throw standard push notifications.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm wondering whether it automatically copied using the default notification from my old phone then. I'm pretty sure I didn't change the Signal Notification sounds on my current phone.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mine also uses the default (for the very few times I've ever taken my phone off of vibrate). I'm just using an out-of-the-box Samsung.

Can confirm as well that my friends with iPhones also have the generic sound for their device for Signal.

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For me, it only ever made the normal plonk, nothing fancy and custom.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have the Pornhub jingle set as my rintone. I regularly hear "I know that sound where is it from?"

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Tell them it's grindr next time.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's brilliant, you're hilarious.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

username checks out

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Post an audio file of the noise

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 81 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Don't be a coward. Download Grindr and make a match.
Then obv you can't ghost the guy.
Explain the situation.
Become friends.
Fall in love.
The closeted gay was you all along!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But I'm a married lesbian attempting to troll family…

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Open yourself up to new things

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

don't forget lube

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Only 50%. We have not confirmed her rank yet.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's an excellent cover story!
Good enough to fool even yourself... 🧐

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That becomes work when I just want to cause chaos

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

In chaos I'm free
Destruction is art

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

How would you say it? Panickily? Panicly? Panically?

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be hilarious to build some little thing, basically a bluetooth speaker you could stick somewhere, to play stuff like that from under a table or behind a couch, from something like a phone speaker.

[–] localhost443@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure I've seen something like this, like a Bluetooth noise box, powered by batteries..

I wouldn't want to use one of those music listening type "sexy speakers" like what Dankpods has. Powa ahn. Blewtewth moad. Because it would sound too big and sharp, needs to be out of a tinny little 5mm driver.

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I showed my partner this post and he let out a genuine belly laugh. Well done!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

On one hand, I'm glad I don't have too many really bigoted relatives. On the other hand, this would be so fucking funny.

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