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Grindr rule (lemmy.world)
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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 81 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Don't be a coward. Download Grindr and make a match.
Then obv you can't ghost the guy.
Explain the situation.
Become friends.
Fall in love.
The closeted gay was you all along!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But I'm a married lesbian attempting to troll family…

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Open yourself up to new things

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

don't forget lube

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

User name checks out then

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Only 50%. We have not confirmed her rank yet.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's an excellent cover story!
Good enough to fool even yourself... 🧐

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That becomes work when I just want to cause chaos

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

In chaos I'm free
Destruction is art