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Dead Bird On Sidewalk Leads Man To Contemplate Own Inevitable Collision With Plate Glass (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

Oh no

[โ€“] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 5 points 4 weeks ago

[...] of a car.