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You pull the lever, then pew pew pew the other person near the lever.

Boom.

Did I solve it?

Where's my prize?

Wait a minute, gotta shoot everyone else related too. Don't want to face any revenge.

Automatic Weaponry goes brrrr

No witnesses

Okay I saved 1 of my loved ones.

Bingo?

Now theres only one color of people.

Wait am I a racist?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as an "amount of people". It's "number of people". And the question given is basic game theory, just worded to be nasty.

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[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

To quote something I made up and say all the time, “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.”

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

nice. with such wisdom you should have been a captain or something.

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[–] DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Yell "Jump!"

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Questions: why doesn't the person at the switch run and get the person off the tracks? And the people on the trolley hop off or try to the sslow the trolley?

[–] VivianTg@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 days ago

They are tied to their chair with the only thing they can do being flipping the lever. It is the prisoner’s trolley problem

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

For some people, this is a problem. For others, this is a solution.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Sounds like your typical game theory problem.

Not pulling the lever: Worst case: Your loved ones dies Best case: None

Pulling the lever: Worst case: Your loved ones dies Best case: Your loved ones survives

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

According to transit and transport regulation, such scenario would be impossible

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Throw the trolley off the side of the ferry.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the premise falls apart on the assumption that I consider pulling the lever as best case.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

👍 It's the only way to be sure

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

Veritasium did a great video on the prisoners dilemma... What Game Theory Reveals about Life, The Universe, and Everything Prof. Robert Axelrod held a tournament in 1980 to produce a computer program to explore the prisoners dilemma... Axelrod's Tournament

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would tie a really really long string to the lever and attach the string to a large bird and then scare it into flying away. Then I would eat some delicious Heinz Baked Beans

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 days ago

Goddamn it, Joker

Tit. For. Tat.

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