Dude, you're getting a dell ...
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And plugging highly suspicious USB drive into it...
Reminds me, back in like, 2007, Nine Inch Nails did a promotion for their new album where they left "mystery" USB drives with media from the "future", themed from album, in public areas at their shows. People couldn't wait to find them and jam them into their computers to piece the story all together.
The next album is gonna be about, trojans, viruses, worms, RATS (not the one with the rubber room)
And a 40minute PSA from your IT admin telling you DONT PLUG RANDOM STUFF INTO YOUR COMPUTER!!
Once some guy on the street gave me a dvd. I stuck it into my computer and it was a documentary about how nfc payment microchips in the hand are the mark of the beast. Freaked me out.
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And Ubuntu at best.
What's wrong with dell?
same thing that's wrong with every brand name.
Man, I thought the dude did something really bad but he just got accused of buying weed imagine getting cancelled over an accusation
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Talk to your kids about Linux before someone else does.
Sex PSAs are nothing in comparison
Ubuntu logo is a trinity but you're not getting laid
Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.
The rest of us should just do what the transbians do and sleep with each other.
L4L, must have showered and touched grass within the last 24 hours.
some mf gonna grab both and dual boot
Hi I'm some mf
Day 1,095 of begging Autodesk to put F360 on Linux so I can ditch windows
I know, they won't, but I'm gonna keep asking anyway
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Why are both of the USB drives red?
Because choice is an illusion.
Both are Linux.
You take the green USB, it's Ventoy.
You click the wrong option in the list, and suddenly it's GParted.
Ah, shit, TempleOS.
Yes, I have TempleOS on my drive, why not, it's just a few MB.
I look at the cool elephant whenever I'm feeling down
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How come with bsd it's more of a dig your own hole sort of adventure?
It's the price of stability™
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Until you find out about snap
Linux Mint: The Better Ubuntu (tm)
I found that Pop!_OS (another Ubuntu fork) worked better with Nvidia crap out of the box. They both seem pretty good.
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People that chose the "red" drive ... Once you install Ubuntu a mysterious shaman will once again introduce you to the red and blue choice, ... well, I mean, not exactly, it will be just a giant bag of mixed ~~pills~~ drives for different distros and the ominous warning be like "you only really need to take one, but there is no actual limit".
I cannot even download Windows 11 ISO on my network, I am (my ISP is) blocked by Microsoft. So, problem solved, it's just red USB.
How did that happen?
Microsoft blocks people from downloading stuff all the time for unknowable reasons. You have to either reset your IP or go through customer support to fix it. I did the latter and they did not tell me why I was blocked in the first place.
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Take the red USB and it always ends with you deep in a forum and the terminal app.
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I use the exact same usb stick for my Ubuntu installs. 🤜
"Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two..."
This comment brought to you by the anti-snap gang.
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*You stay in Wayland.
Don't call it penguin hole 💀💀💀💀💀
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“What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with your computer. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.”
That red USB looks exactly like my Linux installer one, recently upgraded to Mint 22!
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