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[–] stanleytweedle@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The whole head-neck assembly is a disaster. Should have kept all the vital stuff in the torso and gone with articulated eyestalks.

[–] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've just designed a crab. Again.

[–] distractionfactory@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a good argument for a crab-bot design

[–] sgtnasty@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seriously, who designed this crap?

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but management doesn't approve any refactorings or rewrites, they only approve hotfixes and don't budge, it's been that way for millions of years.

[–] sgtnasty@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Designer clearly shows low motivation a lack of effort. Should be reported to HR

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

HR: last online 2023 years ago

[–] falcon@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

We're the original spaghetti code.

[–] AmbientChaos@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Giraffes have a laryngeal nerve that runs down the length of their neck, around their heart, and then back up to the larynx for no good reason. It's can be over a 15 foot detour! Imagine a sys admin seeing something like that, haha

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

pretty wild that natural selection just allowed that to happen. But then, the same can be said of many cable set-ups

[–] KeefChief12@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this ever cause health issues?

[–] AmbientChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yes! I don't remember the specifics but I believe I read it can turn something that would otherwise have been a small injury into something life threatening or even fatal

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