Literally 1984
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Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.
Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.
Just like Joe :(
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Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)
~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~
What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?
"I do not tolerate cowardice"
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
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- Cold in here
Those poor kids
I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.
Also, what's wrong with "chat"?
Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"
Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.
Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
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Darius noises
Okay, Alexander
No tweaking for Emma.
Justice for Emma
What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
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Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
That's a dope list, no cap.
yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.
thank god I grew up when I did.
What the sigma is going on here
- Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
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Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?
Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"
I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.
bofa not banned- your move teach
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