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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick 
Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.
AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks
"Incredibly dubious" can we leave the editorializing out of this? Just the facts please
I'm sorry I besmirched the reputation of the good folks behind ENLARGE PENIS π
It definitely works, but only for werewolves
That wolf isn't roaring, he's howling in pain because that shit burns
I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something
There was a story about a dude who shot up bull erection stimulant in a night club and had tremendous pain but I can't find it.
Me when I take this
38 centimeters in two hours seems incredibly painful
Not just for the grower. Imagine being so porn-brained that this seems reasonable.
my dick split open and locusts flew out!
Bloody hell, that lens flare 
: "And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of EΓ€rendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S FOR!"
This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation
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It's actually pretty depressing
38cm? Why would I want to downgrade?
I'm gonna buy some and use it to water my plants, let's see what happens.
Experiment idea: Buy this as well as the hair growth and boob growth remedies along with that weird contraption that's supposed to make your butt bigger from AliExpress and apply liberally until you look like a Chewbacca shaped like Nicki Minaj with a dick that drags on the ground
Someone else can do that. I don't wanna end out in a The Fly style situation
let's see what happens
Blue ribbon winning eggplants, zucchinis, and cucumbers
why would you want penis that big?
Because:
so they conclude that in order to be a valid man they must have an enormous penis
Genuinely wish thought countering this would enter mainstream thought. I donβt want my partner to have a huge dick. I like to not feel like Iβm being bisected at my vagina. I also donβt enjoy the feeling of someone bottoming out in me. Just learn how to treat women. Seriously.
This was a plot in the Harley Quinn episode we watched last night. Bane took some magic elixir for a bigger schlong then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.
then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.
Did they steal that bit idea from Oglaf? (NSFW) If so, that's actually impressive.
Damn beat me to it
this is the kind of content that I scroll for. a true masterpiece.
Wait, do I become a wolf man, a bull man or just a regular bull with an enormous penis? Only one way to find out I guess.
Please wolf please wolf please wolf
"Too big to hold" sounds like a negative if the point is to enjoy sex with your enlarged hog
Penises aren't for sex, they're ornamental.
Also reminds me of that X-Files with the genie
Guy wished for his dick to be so big he died when he got a stiffy because it took all the blood from the rest of his body
why would I want such a significant reduction in length?
This should be the next "I voted" sticker
Inside you are two wolves π³
Tbf I propositioned them. That's on me.
Bold of them to cater to the furry market
38cm = 14 96 inches. Does anyone want to volunteer and report back?
this should be an olympic sport
This is the kinda thing that needs to be on billboards
Am I getting minotaur dick or werewolf dick? That art is really sending mixed messages, and it seems like a significant distinction.
to see what you'll get, search aliexpress for "monster dildo" (btw results may be nsfw then) π
You don't even need to be searching for anything nsfw for AliExpress to suggest you crazy shit
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So uh... is there any actual way to enlarge beanis? Asking for an uhhh... another member of the jivemind
look up the SWAG method, they shoot a bunch of filler into you benis.
...there was a trueanon episode about it ok. one of the funniest things I've ever heard is some guy got it done and when he had sex with his gf after she was like, "what did you do? why would you do that? I liked the way it was before!"
This has been noted for the beanis enjoyed of the hivemind
Not something I've ever been concerned with but if you have weight to lose it can give the appearance of growth by reducing the pad of fat in the pelvic area.
AWOOO ENLARGE D O N G