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I'll go first.

3 options

  • Going back to 1964 to watch the Duke Ellington's Montreal show. Try to meet the man and the musicians. Hang around my city.
  • Go in the end of the 70s to meet my parents before they had kids. Grab a couple of beers and party with my young adults parents. See my uncles, etc. in their young time
  • Going to 1881 during the couple of days when Nietzsche wrote Zarathoustra. I want to discuss with guy even if he is supposed to be writing all day long. No consequence right.

What are yours?

EDIT: I'll clarify: You can't affect the timeline. It means you cant go back to try to get rich with stocks, lottery, etc. It's like going to see a movie, when you come back the world will be exactly the same. You can interact with people, but in the end, the day you spend in the past will not have existed for anyone but you, in your memories.

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[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Visit the library of Alexandria before it burned, just to see the insane amount of books.

As someone else commented, see how stonehenge was built/used.

Find out how the Antikythera mechanism worked and how it was used.

Witness the construction of the pyramids.

Experience the telling of the norse mythology.

[–] leonine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Go back in time and stop diddy from diddling so bad.

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Probably see the dinosaurs in the late Cretaceous. Just before the KT extinction. I want to know how accurate we are about what dinosaurs looked like. All we know are from the bones and some fossilized skin and feathers here and there. I bet there are a TON of animals we don't even know about because they were never fossilized. What did the T-Rex use their little arms for? Were dinosaurs covered with waddles, weird skin flaps, some hairy stuff, and what color were they? For comparison, if we drew modern animals like we draw dinosaurs from just their skeletons:

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'd love to get the chance to talk to Isaac Asimov and talk to him about the future and how he decided to start releasing his stories. Probably around 1972 because I liked bicentennial man a lot.

Other than that:

  • go back to see socialist radical anti-authoritarian Jesus do his real protesting instead of the biblical king washed stories.
  • or go back to the fall of Amen to see the end and beginning of monotheism of the modern day and understand the actual departure of the worker force
  • see if I can find the actual great flood that all the myths seem to talk about and see if the conspiracy of it being about the Mediterranean basin is true. So probably Mesopotamia time and hope it's recent enough memory to hear actual stories.

Assuming no consequences means I won't die, or catch a disease or something, I'd go back like a hundred million years or so to look at dinosaurs.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

Camera in hand, time to visit Chavín lands! They're one of the earliest recognizable societies of the Peruvian Andes. Given that a language barrier would be true for pretty much any "too far back" visits, might as well go with one that I'm really damn curious about!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I'd go back to fuck at a Roman bath house in ancient times. Fuck it, no regrets.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
  • Kill as many communist leaders as possible

edit: FUUUUUCK NO CONSEQUENCES HOW DARE YOU

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I'd go back to the Yukon Gold Rush and make sure Fred Trump never made it out of Canada.

Edit: Doh! No consequences... huh. I'm not really sure it would be worth the trip then.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 days ago

Remember, there are no consequences. Whatever you do will be reset, so this wouldn't work

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Go back to 1986 and slip a morning after pill in my mom's drink... Oh wait, no consequences? Fuck me...

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So many people want to not be born... Hope you guys are just jocking.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

"I'm garbage and should die LOL" is like 80% of millennial humor. They are a painfully unfunny generation.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Haha yeah, I'm joking, haha, the PTSD and depression are my favorite hobbies, this world is such a happy place and totally is not going to shit, I love it so much haha 🥲

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know that everything seems to sucks these days, but some things are worth it in the end. Good luck, take care.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I have 3 kittens <3

Thanks! I'll probably survive

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Ideas like this is how you end up becoming your own father.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

I'll have to think of a scheme to extort some rich guy's Bitcoin wallet.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Option 1: Attend Stewen Hawking's time traveller party - he likely won't expect someone so dumb though
Option 2: Watch and experience Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia - I often hear our conservatives argue this was actually friendly

I'd definitely try to record everything in both cases.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've always suspected that Stephen Hawking's time traveler party did happen and there were many people there but Hawking's agreed to tell everyone that no one showed up.

I bet they also made a clone of Hawkings and left the clone behind and took the real him to the Future with them.

He's probably partying in 2743 right now in an 18 year old body, surrounded by beautiful futuristic space babes with neon hair and skintight glitter clothes.

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[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Initially I read that as “you can go back in time for 24 hours” and thought why would 24 hours ago be that interesting? :)

So my initial answer is: Not eating the late night burger I had last night.

My final answer is: San Francisco in the 60s/70s to hang out with the Dead and all the other amazing artists of that time. Maybe see a show at the Fillmore.

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[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would go back to when this post had no comments and be the first so I can explain to everyone else what no consequence means. That way when I come back to the present I can still be disappointed by half of the answers in this thread.

[–] Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except no one would be able to read your comment before posting because, again, no consequence. So that's pointless.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The second sentence of my comment illustrates that lol. It's was supposed to be tongue in cheek.

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I read your second part as "people can't read, so 50% are still wrong, even if you explained it perfectly".

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right? Even with my edits to clarify people just want to buy bitcoins lol.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only comment about bitcoins I've seen so far is scamming someone out of their wallet, which could actually work. If you got their account information, that's just data that is a memory. With the number of bitcoin wallets people have lost the login information for, it's actually a workable idea for this scenario.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

There's a couple. maybe not just bitcoins but the idea of trying to get rich. That and many people who wish they werent born... Makes me kinda sad to be honest.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

At first I thought you meant "go back in time 24hs" in which case my answer would have been "yes! And get my haircut elsewhere!!!" But seeing what you mean for real, and with no consequences, I'd go back in time to see extinct animals. Shame I can't bring photos back with me

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[–] Slowy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gonna go see some dinosaurs

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

My two choices:

  • Pontic Steppe, around 3000 BCE. Likely region where Late Proto-Indo-European was spoken.
  • northern Lazio, around 650 BCE. If possible/reasonable I want to spend a bit of time in an Etruscan city, then in a Faliscan city, then in a Sabine one. I'm OK travelling by foot if necessary, as long as there's always people talking around me.

In both cases I want to be able to record everything people say. Preferably video, but audio is good enough. I just want to know better about languages of the past.

It's kind of tempting to include 1450 Uruguay as a choice, since we barely know anything about the Charrúa language. However the Charrúa weren't exactly friendly to outsiders, so this option would be only if neither side can interact with each other.

[–] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I'd try to meet the Buddha, and see if he could shed some of that instant enlightenment on me. In the stories, he seemed to be able to say just the right thing to people to wake them up out of the matrix.

My first answer was "buy Apple stock" but no effect on the time line probably means I don't make any money. (well wait, what about enlightenment then, does that come with me?)

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would prefer to go back in time literally 24 hours and HAVE consequences.

I would not eat the food that likely gave me food poisoning.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
  • Going back to slavery and beat some slave masters
  • Meet my mom when she was younger, maybe in high school. Tell her that she seems like a lovely young lady and very smart. I don't think she heard that enough.
  • Go back to the first day I got my first cat.
  • I would like to see a royal party of some kind.
  • Go to a Shakespeare play while he was still alive.
  • Go back to where my grandma alleges she met Bill Cosby to confirm if it's true, and, if so, punch him because apperently he was rude as hell.
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[–] iii@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Prevent myself from being born.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Go back to see how they built Stonehenge

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

(Assuming that "no consequence" also means that I won't die on the trip...)

  • Witness the Tunguska impact.

  • See a Beatles show when they were just some small time dudes playing in a crummy club.

  • Visit the Great Exhibition of 1851 and go inside the Crystal Palace

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Go back to when I sold all 100+ Bitcoin for like $5 each and tell myself "no".

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Said no consequences so sorry, your younger self doesn't believe you and sells them anyway.

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[–] lud@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I would go back to ancient Rome, Athens, or somewhere similar and just do turism.

It would be incredibly cool to just look around and feel it how the world has back then. Video games like Assassins creed Odyssey scratch that itch but it would obviously be cooler in real life.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'd like to go back many times to earlier in my life and try different dialogue options.

Like that time you thought of the perfect comeback two days later?

Or just learn how people act and react. If I say this, they react that way. Now if I say that how do they react?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go back to the moment when the current highest level administrator of Twitter set the password. Then when I come back with the password. Now in the present, I log in and delete the entire twitter server.

History didn't change, I just went back to retreive some information to be used in the present.

😈

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I wanna see Carthage

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

So many bands I'd love to see! But that's somewhat small fry, so to speak, so ancient history, if I could travel to a different location also instantaneously (guess that'dhave to be possible or else it'dbe pretty boring or hard work!). Ancient Egypt, Greece, Central America Mayans... but then, are WE immune from consequences also?! Free from contracting diseases, free from being sacrficed to a god or getting enslaved?! Can we communicate with them?! Dinosaurs would also be awesome, if immunity was guaranteed....chomp!

Or perhaps just see my dad again :)

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