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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No, these are electrician's hammers

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.

[–] EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Am electrician. Have taken off boot to use as hammer.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

100%. I ain't getting off this ladder to get a hammer, I'll beat that sumbitch with my drill battery if I have to

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer's everything else

A song for that guy:

hard on equipment

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Truly is one of the most versatile tools to own.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anything is a ~~dildo~~ hammer, if you're brave enough.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.

You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
(Don't worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it's fine.)

Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We use jack hammers around here for that.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

I don't know any Jacks :(.

Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo?

Aye, I'll give it a try, thx.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Missing so many hammers, smh my head.

  • wedge hammer
  • stretching hammer
  • detail hammer
  • angle hammer
  • seaming hammer
  • polishing hammer
  • slate hammer
  • slate restoration hammer

I'm probably missing a whole bunch, these were just the ones I used as a roofer.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago

Also missing is MC.

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

I noticed missing dishing hammer for sheet metal shaping and caulking hammer for traditional wood ship building.

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What do you use the second peen for?

Peenetration

It, uhh... It looks like your double peen is made of plastic. Are you sure this is something to brag about?

[–] Sensationalglyph@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Drawbar Hammer for my mill boys

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's there under "power hammer"

Yeah but that one is like tiny af. I want big hammer boom boom.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I have a 14" crescent wrench so there

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

TIL that finishing a shaped metal sheet by pounding it on a pedestal is called "planishing" and said pedestal is called a "planishing stake." I've seen it done I just never thought to ask what it was called, I guess.

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is how shields and armor were made, as planishing doesn't thin out the metal so much.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember, every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free!

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Big Peen doesn't want you to know about it

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Oh you, Peen Peen. You're so crazy...

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

speaking of double peen, does anyone remember the "double dick dude" of reddit who turned out to be a fraud?

That is indeed what I was referring to!

[–] RGB@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

What about square?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

They forgot "water"

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Some of these I can't even fathom what they are used for.

I"m going out on a limb and risk the engineers hammer is the tool used when everything else has already failed to separate, combine, detache, attache, couple, decouple, split or join.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Engineers hammer is used to smack things and see what happens. You're not meant to drive nails or shape metal with it, but it's used to do inspections.

For example, a structural engineer inspecting a truss bridge might go and smack every stringer or strut near the rivet to the beam to see what happens. If the strut jiggles a bit, then the rivet has loosened and might need to be replaced.

If a bit of steel is heavily rusted, the engie might belt it really hard to see if it breaks due to deep corrosion, or if it's just surface rust.

The sound you get from smacking a bit of steel can also tell you about the material, good steel will bong and reverb, bad steel will be dull and not reverb.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

So it's like kicking the tires on a car, but with a college degree.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

And today I learned.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Here's me just taking whatever is closest.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every 27th customer gets a ball peen hammer free!

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The best one imo: the carpenter's hammer

Wikipedia translates it to claw hammer, but the built and functions are very different.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Well it does have a claw, but it specifically has the nail holder.

Missing banhammer.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Why is it called a ball peen hammer?

Cause it's used to hammer your balls and peen.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I always wondered what the ball peen hammer is for.

[–] Rentoraa@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My time has come.

I'm what the aerospace industry calls a "surface enhancement engineer." A fancy way of calling me a peener. I mostly work with CNC air blast shot peening machines but the principle is essentially the same as a ball peen hammer.

Basically, hitting metal with hard ball causes little dimples to form on the surface of your work piece. Hit it a shit load of times and you get dimples all over. At the end of the day all those dimples help prevent stress fractures from forming.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would you prefer us to call you a peener?

[–] Rentoraa@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Well it is the correct term. It's also funny

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