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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 20 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

My bed shares a wall with the toilet. I’ve been debating routing the plumbing in to the closet and installing a urinal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Does it share a wall with the tub? Just put a little piss slot in the wall. Cheaper.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Urinal in the toilet or bedroom? In case you wanna Min Max it

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 7 points 12 hours ago

The toilet and shower are opposite my closet wall. I’d really only need a drain and a bottle of water to wash it down. I’d turn half my closet in to a washroom I guess.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The solution is to stop drinking any liquids like 4 hours before bed and pee right before bed. That way you can just become dehydrated overnight which means that when you wake up you will want water desperately which will help you get your ass out of bed too

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Liquids aren't even the issue. Salt is. Every time I gorge myself on some smoked salmon before bedtime I inevitably wake up in the middle of the night. Apparently getting rid of some salt is somehow now important than a good night's sleep. My bladder isn't going to corrode just because I have slightly more salt in it. Let me fucking sleep!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Condom catheters, my dude. It's a catheter you don't have to insert. Just gotta get used to pissing the bed again.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@moist.catsweat.com 120 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 54 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

And my sword!

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There's two kinds. In one you snore. In the other your body just forgets to breathe.

Get checked for sleep apnea.

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

It’s called a catheter! Does not everyone use one every night!?!??!? /s

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 40 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I've mastered the art of going to the bathroom to piss without fully waking myself up

[–] cavveman@lemmynsfw.com 46 points 19 hours ago

Bedwetting?

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

He calls his bed “bathroom” and just pisses himself

Keep your eyes open only enough to not bump into stuff. Close when not needed

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

Use a bottle (don't do this).

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 17 hours ago

Hopefully not literally

[–] janonymous@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] funtrek@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago

Those bottles from the hospital work fine. You just turn to the side and that’s it. No need to go to the bathroom.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

stop having liquids 3 hours before bedtime.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

After I wake up and take my nightly midnight turd sesh (all y'all lucky piss losers) I drink about as much water as I pissed away. What's the point of having a fancy water bottle if you don't use it and keep it full of ice water 24/7

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

Pssshh, then how would I drink myself to sleep.

[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can't tell me what to do!

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

You should be fine as long as you wear those magical pants to sleep in as well.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago

What if Im thirsty?

[–] SmallBorg@lemm.ee 14 points 20 hours ago

That's me every single night