"Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!"
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.
For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.
Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.
If I recall correctly he'd already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn't.
It helped us out
I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn't fact check anything.
Here's a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.
I've been on the internet for a long time and I'd never seen that one. You're doing God's work.
You couldn't stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.
He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.
Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history
RIP "are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" guy. He died a couple of months ago.
“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!
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He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.
This is Democracy manifest
You read the rolling R's.
I'm seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)
Interesting find.
What is this, Person of Interest?
Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That's a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah, I see you know your judo well
This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.
really tall guy from Jack Reacher
That's Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.
Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)
Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.
Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I've ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?
The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.
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Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.
I hope the Agent knows his Judo well
Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.
Less lethal just means more practice.
An opportunity to shoot them twice!
Wasn't this a futurerama episode?
No, it was democracy manifest.
It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002
And that memed ~~britsh~~ Australian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a "how dare you sir!" ridiculous voice.
"Get your hand off my penis!"
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