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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

Younger donor tissues reduce the risk of rejection and enhance appearance, with meticulous suturing and post-operative care to promote healing and minimize scarring.

Not an ominous sentence.

[–] explore_broaden@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Is this satire?