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Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb (theonion.com)
submitted 1 month ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How stupid can you be. Like, seriously. Hanging the ten commandments in the womb.

It's dark in there. Tattoo them mirrored on the abdomen and shine a bright light.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Make it UV reactive and you can kill the COVID while you’re at it

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Knowing their regulation standards, they will be made out of asbestos.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

And lead nails.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I demand a statue of Bahamut to also be in the womb.