i'll miss banging you two
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2023
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A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
"The crabs cleared up then?"
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
Killing your ex paid off
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
3
Um 7
You are not the father!
It was nice knowing you.
is this the "crazy" one?
This one is great lol
The bride gives good head.
The groom's head is better. (๏ฟขโฟ๏ฟข )
Knows what he likes ;)
You don't need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy
Well that's enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that's enough Internet then for today.
"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she'd give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins...so that was fun.
The marriage didn't work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine...which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how'd you know?
Didn't know family could marry!
You still banned from playgrounds?
That's a convincing sex change.
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