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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 221 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 weeks ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 165 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 142 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Here, here!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 109 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Help her save France from the English.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 96 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

[–] KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago

what i'm told

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 57 points 3 weeks ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 55 points 3 weeks ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] essell@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] Fatal9zero@lemm.ee 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[–] bastion@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago
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