I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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Yoshi.
Dry Bones
Same. Don't even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Waluigi
Luigi because the L stands for βwinnerβ
Makes sense.
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! Heβs very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
Mario... Yes i'm that one guy that plays Mario and i'm proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There's dozens of us!
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
Warrio all day
A Mii that looks like me.
Shy Guy
I like the black Shy Guy because of his edgy black hoodie.
Wario. His butt makes me laugh, especially on a motorcycle.
Either Toad or Yoshi.
Peach for sure, sometimes DK if I'm feeling rambunctious
Iβve always used DK because his weight knocks others out of the way. Slow acceleration isnβt an issue if youβre good at drifting.
Tanooki Mario π¦
Pink Gold Peach is actually top tier
Koopa Trooper on the OG Mario Kart, but for some reason I always do better with the Inklings on the newer one.
Metal Mario
Toad or Shy Guy
Always Yoshi, but if heβs already taken then Lakitu or Koopa!
Shy guy all the way!
Luigi or Dry Bowser. Or Dry Bones on DS.
Roy
Always Roy
cat peach
or peach if its not mario kart 8
Mariokart 8 deluxe:
Tryhard: Tanuki Mario
Casual/200cc: baby luigi
Mariokart DS
Peach, drift stat good
I've only played Mario Kart on the DS, but I played it a ton. I almost always picked Dry Bones. Something about him in the generic cart just felt right in terms of handling etc.
Toad ftw
Kamek
Funky kong all the way
It's a shame he isn't in MK8DX
Fingers crossed heβs in wave 6.
Yoshi until MK8, now Link. Yoshi had the right balance of speed, weight, and cute, but I can't not use Link.
Toad on the 64, I like the Koopas on DD, I'm blanking on 8 right now - I like having the quick acceleration of lighter characters to compensate for my screwups!
I'm-a gonna win-a!
Lakitu
Gold Mario and Gold Kart parts. It started as a self brag (I usually just play solo) then turned into a challenge, then turned into my main. Mainly due to weight and speed.
Petey Piranha and Wiggler have recently shown up as contenders for weight and speed, though, so I might end up trying them more and more.
I would say Princess Peach or Birdo.
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