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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

“I would never! Not unless you were already having been going to do that!”

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

“You heard me!”

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

My friends and I call their dog "That" and we're always saying stuff like "that's that that!" when he comes down the stairs and such lol

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

A comma should be after had had and before had had imo.

[–] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember one time at r/peloton one of those tribalistic mildly-xenophobic nutcases told me, after sharing an article in spanish which had some ambiguous word, something to the effect that "spanish is the most confusing language in the world".

Yes, that genius told that. In english.

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[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

What makes this a "flaw"? Also, show me a " flawless" language (a real one, not loglang or whatever)

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

I present the present as a present to all those present in the present tense.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Meanwhile me getting yelled at for using ð and þ

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Shavian, right?

Edit: while some might think it nuts (it’s not like GBS was universally received, he was deliberately inconsistent), the idea of rebaselining phonetics from scratch was impressive.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

*had had, has had

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

The horse's name was "had".

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Have you heard the tragedy of pumping lemma? Have you heard the tragedy of the tragedy of pumping lemma? Have you heard the tragedy of the tragedy of the tragedy of pumping lemma?

[–] Ladybird@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, that's just you channeling your inner Psy: https://youtu.be/8dJyRm2jJ-U?si=a0JeSjBCsz1wRrkx

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