Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by solidgrue@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

The look on her face was a combination of fear and disguest. She said I'm not allowed back to the library.

Thinking this was my first visit, I asked why.

She leaned in and whispered "You know why!"

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Accidentally read the punchline first. I think it made it funnier.

[–] YottaDren@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Solid.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Serious chuckle.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ooh, I gotta remember this!