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Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can't Google how to quit it while I'm sleeping!

The second I realise I’m dreaming I wake up.

I think it’s because the second I am some level of conscious the deep rooted anxiety starts again and jolts me up 🙂

One day, he's going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.

Then the only way he'll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.

ESC > :q!

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That kind of sounds like a strategy to trigger lucid dreaming. I've heard that if you envision a specific thing while falling asleep, like for example the StarCraft menu screen, then it will appear somewhere in your dream. When it does, it's supposed to sort of jostle you into consciousness but not wake you up.

It seems that what this person's friend did with his free will in dream land is nope right out of there. He could have turned that nightmare into something awesome though!

I just kinda open my eyes and that's how I escape

That's hilarious because I've done the same exact thing before except it was the watch menu from the Goldeneye Nintendo64 James Bond game. It worked for several years as a young lad.

Starcraft 2 is seriously the only game that's ever given me performance anxiety. There were days when I'd sit down to play and I'd already have nerves and just nope right out and watch GSL VODs of pro players instead. Seeing your rating and all that, Platinum to Diamond, then Diamond to Master, that game was rough and you were always at risk of cheese and basically getting harassed to death playing a traditional build order

Title made me lose the game.

My nightmares largely stopped after being awake tired af and terrified of sleeping, when I said "damn you nightmares, you can't scare me into sleep deprivation! I'm coming in there and I'm gonna fight back", and then went right back to sleep. I don't know what nightmare I had that drove me to get angry at my nightmares, I didn't even have a plan to fight back. But that's when it stopped, when I stopped being afraid of them.

Shit! I hit Save by accident! shitshitshit

I just don’t dream… anything. I remember having dreams as a kid, and I remember what it felt like waking up, knowing I’d had a dream, but forgetting it. But anymore, I just don’t have any dreams anymore.

Computer! Arch.

Gotta type "gg" first or you're BMing the Sandman.

I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it's really just a dream. I would like a quit menu

Lost and ragequit so many times that he related anguish to quitting out through the menu xD

This is my new answer to the "what super power would you like" question.

You'll know you're in trouble if you're arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.

I'm old, so I always got up out of the dream and turned the knob to switch channels.

Dream Life Rage Quit

Anyone else do an image search just to get a good look at that menu again?

I'm trying this right now but it doesn't work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?

It's just you trying to break out of the Matrix, but you keep waking up back inside it.

I remember in middle school I'd always come home with the worst headaches but then I'd just imagine what I did today and select what's important and what's not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn't think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too

I usually quit by dying.